Men vs Pumpkins

The worst part is that Spain were more good than England were bad.

Bad boys and badge taps

Needle thrives when you're fighting over the same toys.

The shittiest game in football

Where there is injustice, there is always a choice.

You tread on my dreams

I don't know how long it will take, and there's a part of me that still thinks I won't finish.

Good at being bad

Think about who you're hurting as you cruise to the whistle on a 1-0 scoreline.

England to (probably) win the World Cup

When I sat down and took in some of the Lionesses' performance against Spain, I thought 'this'll do'.

Drinking tears and holding hands

The intensity of this Premier League season is amazing - and frightening.

That is literally not happening

When I shut my eyes and think of the England captain, I see her pouting in a nice coat.

To Earps is human

No one stood to gain by protecting Mary from her fatal flaw.