To Earps is human
No one stood to gain by protecting Mary from her fatal flaw.
Flora Snelson
The one thing worse than Man Utd
Thinking about it, I never really lost sleep over that third-in-a-row Premier League title.
Sorry Aitana, I'm not buying
The disrespect which continues to be shown to women's football teams in the year of our lord 2025 is not even the greatest injustice which BonmatĂ has ever suffered.
Advice to Fellow Leisure-Seekers
Just be nice, OK, and try to enjoy yourself.
England, and the Brown Squish to Victory
England’s EURO 2025 final win was a TV show which tasted like the feeling of pizza.
Fear and Loathing in Switzerland
Sarina Wiegman can go bigger than a moderate relaxant this time.
Play until you can't
Lucy Bronze embodies the spirit which this England team are self-consciously touting at this tournament – doing it on your own terms.
Elena Linari should tip her barber
Ada Hegerberg seemed shooketh by the partial shave.
On Wales, and Keeping Going
I liked Lauren James’ uber-casual pre-assist in the build-up for the third goal — but did I like it as much as Jess Fishlock likes being Welsh?
Route 1 Redemption
England are going back to their roots, taking Hannah Hampton back to a vintage era of goalkeeping.